Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. A true inspiration for the children.
You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Kif might! You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it.
And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? A sexy mistake. I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Yeah, lots of people did. Large bet on myself in round one.
- Professor, make a woman out of me.
- Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!
- It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.
Large bet on myself in round one. Who are you, my warranty?! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
- I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…
- Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
- Ooh, name it after me!
Okay, I like a challenge. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Meh. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!
We’re rescuing ya. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Ummm…to eBay? Oh yeah, good luck with that.
Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. I’m a thing. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
Hey, whatcha watching? I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Who are you, my warranty?! Shinier than yours, meatbag. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Take me to your leader! Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.
I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Who am I making this out to? You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!
Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Your best is an idiot! Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?